For this Monthly Wine Writing Challenge, Kat’s theme is “OOPS!”. No greater wine-fail exists than this:
You’re down the rabbit hole. You bought Halloween candy. You chose ones that kids want: Hersheys, Mars, Butterfinger, etc. You know they are little bags of chemical warfare. But serving carrot sticks will get your house egged.
Readied, you sit there: like Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin:
Between rushes of costumed, underage beggars, you do it. You eat one.
Unpronounceable petrochemicals assail your palate. Endless variations of corn sugars leave no turning back. You can’t drink wine now. That sweetness will render any wine brutal and dry.
But how to fend off the boredom? What wine could please your ruined tongue?
Wayward Wine is here to save you. We will crash and burn our way through candy and wine pairings to find if anything works.
– Orange Gummy…
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